致问价的客户

喵喵璘哒

客戶：你家最低多少钱
我：你预算多少
客戶：不用，你就告诉我最低多少钱，合适的话，我直接过去找你就可以了

老师：同学们，认真听课，做笔记，好好听讲……
学生：不用，你直接告訴我读哪本书可以考上清华就可以了！

医生：先去体检一下，验下血……
病人：不用，你直接告訴吃哪种药可以痊愈就行！

不是不想告訴你，是真的不知道从何说起……[微笑]
        ——致只问价的客户

a夜夜思

有点意思了哈！！！

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MrJC

客户：我的预算20万！卖家：哦，我这只19w！

金御道

买家：土豆多少钱一斤啊。卖家：你预算多少。买家：五块。卖家：四块九毛九

兜兜都

这语文算是白学了

shidaiqy

不如直接发个狗照片给客户，看上的代价问，低价不回，爱谁谁。

dearlyx520

       没预算就不能买狗了吗？

涛宅学家

万物还是靠“资养”太恶霸不如做“丁克”

张麻子OK

客户:你家最低多钱？
我:你预算多少。
客户:阿里巴巴1％股份。
我:爸爸。

康元

货比三家，看物问价，不心虚你明码啊，装逼的卖家，疾型的恶霸市场。等死吧你们………

九华山庄

为啥不是明码标价，不就是像碰到个冤大头吗